Dear Inventor of the Hairclip,

     Thank you for giving me what I have dubbed “Lazy Hair.”  Say I don’t want to go to the trouble of curling my hair.  What do I do?

     I put it in a hair clip.

     No time to wash my hair?  No worries.

     I put it in a hair clip.

     Sick to death of being hot and want my hair up off my neck.

     I put it in a hair clip.

     Too friggin’ lazy to actually style my hair, when I used to be a Hot-Roller-Aqua-Net Queen?

    You guessed it.  I put it in a hair clip.

     I don’t know whether to thank you or hunt you down and throttle you for making me such a clip-reliant junkie.

     Confused in Alabama,

     Rhonda (whose hair is in a clip now)