Hi, my name is Ollie and I have a confession to make.  I want to bite my owner.  And when you see what she’s done to me, you will fully understand.  Just yesterday I looked like this…

And now, through no fault of my own, and for reasons I cannot understand, I look like this…

  How could she do this to me???  I look like an albino squirrel!  Who cares if I had hot spots everywhere and that every time a pesky flea bites me I get another one?  I was cute and cuddly, dammit.  And look at me now!  Just. Look. At. Me.